ifyoucarryonthisway: you know if i was a young boy and my father took me into the city to see a marching band i would actually be pretty pissed if he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned like dad im trying to enjoy this parade can we talk about this later jesus christ
What Books Did You Read in School?
fishingboatproceeds: (Like, in say AP English or your freshman in college lit class.) I am asking because we are thinking about the future of Crash Course and stuff. Okay thanks. We read our eyes are watching God in my ap class
zombikki: veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. this is the best joke ever
States vote to take away my marriage rights, and even though I don’t want to get...– David Sedaris (via suicideblonde)
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
I honestly don’t know whats wrong. I just feel really panicked right now.
smathmouth: seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
I just got a card from my step-mom and my dad about my dog jasper and I just completely broke down. I thought I was better and that I was starting to heal but apparently not.
"Can you give us any hints about Sherlock?"
deeperstateofmind: waitfortheawesomeness: dudeufugly: thank you Benedict! big help! Really? I thought they were changing the name of the show to John the amount of sass in this fandom is inspiring